Oliver Putnam, portrayed by the iconic Martin Short, is a Broadway director turned amateur sleuth in the hit series “Only Murders in the Building.” Renowned for his flamboyant personality and razor-sharp wit, Oliver delivers some of the most memorable lines in the show. Here are 10 of his best quotes that capture his dramatic flair and unique perspective:

1.”The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.” –This tongue-in-cheek remark highlights Oliver’s theatrical background and his insistence on style, even in the direst circumstances.

2.”You know what they say: Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” –Reflecting on personal relationships, this quip showcases Oliver’s humorously cynical take on fame and partnership.

3.”A good story, like a good soup, is all in the delivery… and I am known for my soups.” –Here, Oliver’s conviction in storytelling reflects his inherent passion for drama and crafting narratives, be it on stage or while solving crimes.

4.”Never underestimate a man with a flair for jazz hands.” –This quote demonstrates Oliver’s confidence in his theatrical skills as being valuable assets in any situation.

5.”If life doesn’t give you lemons, then steal some from your neighbor’s tree.” –The quote outlines Oliver’s willingness to bend the rules if it means getting closer to unveiling the truth or achieving justice.

6.”Grief is the price we pay for love; it’s like handling expensive china –sometimes it just slips through your fingers.” – This poignant reflection adds depth to Oliver’s character showing that beneath his humorous facade lies genuine emotion and understanding of human nature.

7.”I’m not saying I am Houdini, but I don’t need an escape room to feel confined.” –With an apt metaphor, this quip underscores Oliver’s contempt for trendy entertainment when he has real mysteries to solve.

8.“Our building isn’t just full of secrets – it’s a chocolate box with poison bonbons.” –When discussing the complexities of their apartment building and its inhabitants, Oliver uses his trademark flare to paint a vivid picture of their predicaments.

9.“There’s nothing more disappointing than an unsolved finale – it’s like being stood up by destiny.” –Voicing his frustration with unresolved endings not only reflects his love for storytelling but also serves as motivation within their investigative pursuits.

10.“I have three ex-wives and a failed production of ‘Hamlet’ set in a swimming pool; drama finds me.”– This self-deprecating joke sheds light on Oliver’s colorful past and suggests that intrigue seems to follow him both personally and professionally.