10 of Shakespeare’s Best Insults
Shakespeare’s work is renowned not just for its poetic beauty and profound understanding of the human psyche, but also for its creative insults. Here are ten of Shakespeare’s best barbs, jibes, and digs:
1. “Thou art like a toad; ugly and venomous.” (As You Like It)
2. “A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.” (All’s Well That Ends Well)
3. “Away, you three-inch fool!” (The Taming of the Shrew)
4. “Thou art a boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood.” (King Lear)
5. “Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows.” (Troilus and Cressida)
6. “Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!” (Timon of Athens)
7. “Thou art as fat as butter.” (Henry IV, Part 1)
8. “Go, prick thy face, and over-red thy fear, Thou lily-liver’d boy.” (Macbeth)
9. “Thy tongue outvenoms all the worms of Nile.” (Cymbeline)
10. “You starvelling, you elf-skin, you dried neat’s-tongue, bull’s-pizzle, you stock-fish!” (Henry IV Part 1)
These scathing remarks reveal the playwright’s mastery of language and his ability to craft stinging rebukes that stand the test of time.