20 Best Quotes From All Adam Sandler Movies
Adam Sandler has been a staple in the comedy world for decades, charming audiences with his humor and heartfelt performances. Over the years, he’s delivered some truly memorable lines in his films. Here are 20 of the best quotes from all Adam Sandler movies:
1.”You ain’t cool unless you pee your pants.” – Billy Madison, “Billy Madison”
2.”I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is.” – Robbie, “The Wedding Singer”
3.”The price is wrong, b.” – Happy Gilmore, “Happy Gilmore”
4.”You’re gonna die, clown!” – Happy Gilmore, “Happy Gilmore”
5.”I eat pieces of s like you for breakfast!” – Shooter McGavin, “Happy Gilmore”
6.”That’s your home! Are you too good for your home?!” – Happy Gilmore yelling at the golf ball, “Happy Gilmore”
7.”Shampoo is better; I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better; I leave the hair silky and smooth!” – Billy Madison debating himself in the tub, “Billy Madison”
8.”It’s too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin’ around.” – Billy Madison, “Billy Madison”
9.”Well I have a microphone, and you don’t, SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY!” – The Wedding Singer at a wedding gig, “The Wedding Singer”
10.“Somebody kill me please!” – Robbie singing at a wedding gig after being dumped, “The Wedding Singer”
11.”At least she didn’t dump me for some coked-up stripper whore.” – Dave Buznik, “Anger Management”
12.”Stop looking at me swan!” – Billy Madison, “Billy Madison”
13.“Remember that time I told you I was going to Florida? It was around Christmas time?…I lied.” – Nicky, “Little Nicky”
14.”Why don’t you just go HOME? That’s your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME!” – Happy Gilmore screaming at his golf ball, “Happy Gilmore”
15.”Hello mama, hello papa…It’s great to be here at Camp Anawa…” – Jerry Lou Lewis’ big toe in dream sequence singing around campfire while being held hostage by Deeds’s Frosty the Snowman butler Emilio ,“Mr. Deeds”
16.”So let’s do all the things that YOU wanna do.” – Henry Roth to Lucy Whitmore after she loses her memory again ,“50 First Dates”
17: “But why does she have to have amnesia? She’s already got a personality.” – Henry discussing Lucy’s case with her doctor ,”50 First Dates”
18: “This is my murder weapon!” Zohan waving hummus ,“You Don’t Mess With The Zohan”
19: “If peeing in your pants is cool… consider me Miles Davis.” – Old Farm Lady to Billy ,”Billy Madison”
20: “I wanted to share my popcorn with her but it was $11 which is very expensive…so we just made out instead.” – Danny explaining his date with Palmer ,”Just Go with It”
These quotes capture some of Adam Sandler’s most hilarious and iconic moments on screen and remind us why we love watching his films again and again.