1. Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many problems.

2. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

4. What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese.

5. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

6. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

7. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the library?

They woke up.

8. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts.

9. Why did the bicycle fall over?

It was two-tired.

10. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

They might crack up.

11. Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I’m not going to spread it!

12. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite.

13. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.

14. Why did the chicken go to the seance?

To talk to the other side.

These puns and jokes are perfect for grammar nerds who appreciate wordplay. Memorize them and impress your friends with your witty sense of humor!